rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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