sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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