You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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