It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I wish life had little blips of pornography
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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