do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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