White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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