Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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