Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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