you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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