I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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