it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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