the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Is Oprah even human
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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