He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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