I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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