Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Randomize
