Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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