chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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