Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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