At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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