I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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