Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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