Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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