Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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