I forgot how hot balto sounded
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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