Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm having to shit out rocks
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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