OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
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I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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