Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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