overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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