i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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