You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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