you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We left the knife in your bed.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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