The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
