I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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