You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.