eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.