You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.