I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Randomize
