That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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