where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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