Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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