no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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