Porn is love you can see.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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