I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
