I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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