well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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