I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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