Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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