Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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