We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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