Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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