she looked like the before picture.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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