Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
