i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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