Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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