You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
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I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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