I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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