I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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