I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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