No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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