You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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