Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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