do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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